I hate when people don’t know the difference between “their,there, they’re” I just saw some girl’s status on Facebook that said “in reality irdk anyone that loves there job.” I wanted to spell check her and give her a quick lesson on capitalization, but that would’ve been awkward and rude. I’m trying to be a better person. She’s rude...
There is no reason to type “ummmm” into a text message. That is for speaking only, even then you should just pause silently. Better yet, ummmm, lose my fcking number.
Probably going ice skating tomorrow night at Moody Gardens since my mom isn’t coming until Friday. Oh well. Gonna go bake a cake soon.
Everytime I tell my sister that my children aren’t going to watch tv or eat junk food she laughs at me and tells me that my children are going to hate me. I just believe that it will prevent them from being fat whores.
After I finish knitting my scarf, I’m going to make a blanket for my daughter. This is going to be so exciting because she will love it and love me even more when she finds out that I took time out of my teenage life to think about her and make something special.
I have no phone.
I am so depressed because some cute guy will be missing me and he won’t be able to talk to me. He won’t be able to ask me for pictures and then get rejected when he’s horny. If I get back to my place of residence and the wifi is still not working, I am going to be sooo angry because that will mean that I have to go sit at a COMPUTER to socialize and make plans to socialize. Fml.
What did the left pussy lip say to the other?
nhipplez: We used to be tight until we let some dick come between us. More Laughs Here omg
What did I get for Christmas? 1. A mild case of hypothermia. 2. A stalker Such a sad day.