where can i find this friendzone i need some friends
Wow. Such generous. Many assistance. So hero.
How girls should present their argument from now on.
i mean i would eat healthy food but do you remember that one time that adam and eve ate an apple in the garden of eden and doomed all of humanity so idk better not risk it
haha ok “friend” where were u when i uploaded a selfie
Why do people never want to tell you their middle name like who gives a shit its not a nuclear launch code its your damn name
opens window curtains, takes 50 selfies in natural light, closes window curtains
gettin sick of this whole “wait a week for the next episode” shit
With the Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show airing tonight, I thought this would be a nice reminder.
if you date me i will probably wake you up for sex at 4am
I only want to wear underwear and a crown all day
Baked some iPhone cookies to trick cops into pulling me over, then I just take a bite and ask if cookies are against the law.